Saturday, July 31, 2010

Eastern Iowa Outlaws on KWWL RAGBRAI Coverage in Manchester.

Hats off to KWWL for featuring two derby teams in two days on their RAGBRAI coverage. Anchorman Ron Steele seems genuinely interested in this. Hopefully he will go to a bout in Iowa City or Cedar Rapids or Dubuque (where the Outlaws reside) and catch the same derby fever the rest of us have.

Dead Lee Danni, co-founder of the team, was interviewed by KWWL during its RAGBRAI Manchester coverage.  Here is the interview in its entirety. 

P.S. The Eastern Iowa Outlaws will be at the Dubuque County Fair tonight running their own beer tent for the Saving Abel/ Theory of a Deadman concert.

Friday, July 30, 2010

Cedar Valley Push-Up Brawlers on KWWL RAGBRAI Coverage Thursday

There is a little bit of breaking news in this TV segment. Apparently, Cedar Valley will play its home games at McElroy Auditorium in Waterloo.

Here is the interview as it aired on KWWL.

August 7: Mid Iowa Rollers Car Wash At Hy-Vee on Euclid Ave In Des Moines

Those with a dirty car in need of a wash are encouraged to go to the Mid Iowa Rollers Car Wash from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. on Saturday, August 7, at Hy-Vee, 2540 East Euclid Ave. in Des Moines.


The Hy-Vee on East Euclid Ave is located here....

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Animal Mother of Old Capitol City's Op-Ed in Today's Daily Iowan

Animal Mother of the Old Capitol City Roller Girls wrote an excellent op-ed piece in today's Daily Iowan. It is an excellent manifesto that shows what a well run derby team can,do and does do in their community.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Meet the Eastern Iowa Outlaws at the KWWL booth during the Manchester RAGBRAI Stop

Members of the Eastern Iowa Outlaws will be on hand in support of RAGBRAI riders from 3 p.m. to 6 p.m. Friday at the corner of South Franklin Street and East Delaware Street in Manchester.

KWWL will also be interviewing the Eastern Iowa Outlaws live for one of their newscasts. This will be a great opportunity to meet the new Roller Derby team on the Iowa scene.




The intersection of Franklin and Delaware is here...

Eastside of MIR's Video Diaries: MIR vs. CCRG and MIR End of the Year Party

MIR's Eastside continues to make interesting videos that provide a little glimpse into the Derby life. These two videos are no exception



Monday, July 26, 2010

Meet The Cedar Valley Push Up Brawlers Thursday At KWWL Booth At RAGBRAI

As a part of RAGBRAI's overnight stop in Waterloo, the Cedar Valley Push-Up Brawlers will be on hand at the KWWL booth to help pass out promotional gear near the Isle of Capri Casino, 777 Isle of Capri Bvld. #1 in Waterloo from 3 p.m. to 6 p.m. Thursday.

KWWL, the local NBC-TV affilate will also conduct a live interview with Mo Thunder of Cedar Valley during one of the newscasts.

The Isle of Capri is located here...



Or just follow the mass of humanity on bicycles

August 21: Old Capitol City Roller Girls vs. La Crosse Skating Sirens

On a personal note, Old Capitol City bout posters are so high quality and clever that I think they would do well to sell them to the fans at bouts. They would make a nice chunk of change.
Coralville Marriott is located here:

Old Capitol City vs. Eastern Iowa Fresh Meat Scrimmage August 7

This will be an interesting opportunity to see the future movers and shakers of Iowa Roller Derby in action. It should also provide a good chance to see what the new Eastern Iowa Outlaws are cooking up for their upcoming debut.



































Mercer Park Aquatic Center is located here:

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Quad City Rollers "Ooodles of Noodles"

A brilliant and insane fund raising stunt from the Quad City Rollers

Friday, July 23, 2010

Eastern Iowa Outlaws Meet And Greet Saturday at Five Flags Center in Dubuque

The Eastern Iowa Outlaws are hosting a meet and greet from 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. Saturday at the Dubuque Five Flags Center, 405 Main St. in Dubuque.

The meet and greet will give derby fans and those curious about the sport the chance to meet some of the members of the team and learn how roller derby is played.

Doors open at 5:45 p.m. The event is free to the public.





Dubuque Five Flags Center is located here...

Sioux City Journal Article on "Sk8 The State For MS"

The Sioux City Journal profiles PBR, Sum Mo Payne and Dubs of the Sioux City Roller Dames and their quest to cross South Dakota to raise money in the fight against Multiple Sclerosis.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

The First of the Finest: MIR-CRRG Helldorados Part Two

An obvious question to ask is what happened to the Helldorados?

As mentioned before on this blog, the first meeting of these two teams on June 12 resulted in a 129-126 MIR victory. Yet on Saturday night, the Helldorados did not look like the same team. Why? I have a thought on this. Since I am merely a fan and not aderby player I encourage you to take this thought with as much salt as your diet allows. Nevertheless here it is:

Let's rewind to the June 12 bout. A Few Screws Lucy informed me that with the last jam on the line, a mix up occurred which resulted in the crew who was just out for the previous jam going back out on the floor, including an exhausted Sin D Whop Her as jammer. MIR's Mizz LolliPopYa took full advantage, posted a four point jam hoisting MIR to victory.

Now fast forward to Saturday night. The first jam of the match pitted Mizz LolliPopYa against Helldorado Ali AssassinatHer. As we know, MizzLolliPopYa racked a 20 point jam but many of those points were racked up after Ali AssassinatHer was penalized for one minute.
Then came the third jam, cTAL faTAL vs. CRRG's Sin D Whop Her. cTAL faTAL scored 30 points on this jam, as mentioned above. But during the same jam Sin D Whop Her was penalized, gradually others Hellodorados were penalized until G.!. Jane was the only blocker against cTAL faTAL and a swarm of MIR blockers.

With these examples in mind, I submit to you that the major problem facing the Helldorados is that they don't seem to have the ability to maintain grace under pressure or in the face of crisis. Do the have the talent? Absolutely. Jammer AJ Renegade had a great evening contributing 31 points. Although G.!. Jean did not seem as dominate as she did in the June 12 match, she still brought in 24 points in 11 jams. They have great blockers in Krash Sanders, A Few Screws Lucy, Malicious B and others.

The pieces are there. The talent is there. But it seems like teamwork and cohesion goes out the window in pressure situations and when things go horribly awry. The Helldorados were always trying to do everything to snap out of the funk that descended upon the team after the first three jams. But connections were not being made. If the Helldorados wish to become one of the elite teams in the state, something that is very much within their reach, then they must develop grace and cool under pressure. I believe they can do this. The question is whether they will or not.

CRRG did show signs of life after halftime. Coming out of the locker room down 103-45, CRRG sent Ali AssassinatHer to the jammer line. She quickly responded with a 17 point jam cutting MIR's lead to 106-62 with 27:44 left in the half. G.!. Jean added four points in the next, was penalized and then broke away for a 13 point Jam. Now it was 113-79 with 22:31 to go.

Then blockers Krash Sanders and Mel B. Freak-E were penalized. Mizz LolliPopYa knocked in a grand slam expanding the lead Mid Iowa Rollers lead to 118-79. The lesson here, combined with the early jams, is that if you give a great team like MIR an inch, they will take a mile. If you give them a mile, you just lost your bout.

The rally was over after that. Aside from a 15 point jam by MIR's cTAL faTAL with 5:21 to go in the match, the Rollers were content to resort to a "hit it and quit it" mentality, sending a jammer out, getting four or five points and then calling off jams. The Helldorados seemed like they were skating in a fog. Blockers were not looking after jammers. No sense of teamwork. The effort seemed to be there, but it had no focus nor anything to play off of.

With no time remaining on the clock and yet a jam still going on, MIR's Wonton Hammer, serving as jammer, called it off. When she placed her hands on her hips it felt like the final stroke of a pen on the last chapter of a book. It was over. A pile of humanity emerged in the second turn of the oval. A Mid Iowa Roller mountain has been a common sight after their heart stopping victories. But while those were sighs of relief and expressions of exhilaration, this one was about joy and accomplishment.

Perfection had been reached. MIR started their season with no losses and, after hours of practice, countless miles skated, untold amounts of sweat and unknown sacrifices made, they ended the same way.

And now they exit the stage with their mission accomplished. A lengthy off season awaits before a mixer MIR will partake of in February. Many question will be asked in the coming interval. Who will hang up their skates? Who will come aboard? Can they do it again? And so on...

Yet for now, in this time and place, the 2010 Mid Iowa Rollers have the distinction of being the greatest roller derby team that the Hawkeye state has ever produced. There is no doubt and no dispute.

And when the time comes, and it will come, when a team comes along and hangs a perfect season of their own, comparisons will be made among the derby faithful over which team is better. Yet even then, this edition of MIR will stand as the first team that went on that spectacular ride of perfection.

Indeed they are the first of the finest.

The First of the Finest: Scene Report: MIR vs. CRRG: Helldorados Part One

There is nothing much I can write that has not already been said.

The Mid Iowa Rollers have finished their season unblemished at 8-0. Eight hours worth of time on the oval. Every test passed. Every situation handled. Every close bout (three of the last five bouts decided by less than 10 points) answered with seemingly a different heroine.

Saturday night at Veterans Memorial Auditorium in Des Moines, MIR cemented their place in the young history of the modern roller derby in Iowa with a 212-109 trouncing of the Cedar Rapids Rollergirls: Helldorados. They skated with a fierce zest and determination, as if they not only wanted to cap the perfect season off, but wanted it do it without leaving it to the fates that seemingly guided them to tight victories against Sioux City, Old Capitol City and  the first CRRG bout, wouldn't be needed.

It seems only fitting that the Mid Iowa Rollers did this in Veterans Memorial Auditorium. As any Iowan knows Vets used to be the ultimate goal of every high school wrestler and basketball player. For years, "The Barn" was the hall of champions. Things have changed since then. Now those events are held at nearby Wells Fargo Arena. But it was wonderful to see the old building be the site of the coronation of another legendary team.

Yes, I stand by the word "legendary." It is true, as indicated above, that the modern roller derby in the Hawkeye state has a brief history of about four years. But if it has staying power (and I believe it does) then what happened in Vets on Saturday is extremely important and will be written in the annals of the sport in this state. As I write this there are now 10 teams in Iowa and an unknown number of dreamers who might be putting plans in place to add to that total. Other teams will come. They may match the 8-0 record. They may win more in their undefeated seasons. But the 2010 Mid Iowa Rollers did it first.

They are the first of the finest.

And while the game did not take on the heart stopping nature that has been a popular trend for MIR in recent weeks, it provided a showcase as to what made this team so speicial and why they are the toast of the Iowa derby scene. First there was MIR offense lead by jammers Mizz LolliPopYa and cTAL faTAL. Much has been made of the formidable one-two punch they bring to the oval. Such attention is justified.

On the first jam of the match Mizz LolliPopYa notched 20 points, topped only by cTAL faTAL who strung up 30 in the third jam. We in the audience starred upwards at the Vets Auditorium scorboard in disbelief. MIR 50, CRRG 2 with 24:15 to go in the first half.

This is what most people would remember about these two jammers. But consider these things:

- Mizz LolliPopYa led all scorers in this bout with 73 points, serving as lead jammer in 9 of the 16 jams she served in.

- In her 65 point outing cTAL faTAL, who racked up a massive 30 points in the third jam of the game, had a 5.91 points-per-jam average. In other words she AVERAGED a grand slam every time she hit the oval.

- Both cTAL faTAL and MizzLolliPopYa scored 138 out of MIR's 212 points.

While offense was most assuredly served, we shouldn't forget the exploits of the Mid Iowa blockers. A 50-2 deficit is a formidable obstacle, especially at the beginning of a bout. But it can be overcome, especially with a team as talented as the Helldorados and their formidable jammer roster Rockabelle, G.!. Jean, Sin D. Whop Her and AJ Renegade.

But CRRG's jammers, no matter how high quality they are, need a good portion of time to chip away at the difference. Time was something that MIR's blockers did not give them. According to my notes, between 16:22 and 10:11 to go in the first half, the Rollers defense did not allow one CRRG point. Some may disagree with me for saying this, but I view that MIR defensive lockdown as just as crucial to the victory as the 50-2 deficit.

The work of Anna Killakova, Dangerous Daugharthy, Pleasant Hill PunisHer, Eastside, Huzzie Lecher, Sin D Rolla, Wonton Hammer and others jelled incredibly well together, Saturday night. It is true that CRRG looked understandably deflated after the early deficit. But in a sport where 20 and 30 point jams are possible, as MIR proved earlier in the evening, the defense could not take a holiday. MIR did not. It is true that most of the individual MIR blockers do not have a gravitational charisma that screams "look at me!" so it is easy to overlook them. They do not need charisma. They quietly go to the oval and go about their work. Whips here. Hits there. Shouts abound. The whole of MIR's blocking is much more than the sum of its parts. It is a given that any derby team or derby girl will say the cliche that "we win and lose as a team" but how often does that physically manifest itself in front of you? When an MIR blocker tells you they play as a team, its not a cliche. They emphatically mean it. Team defense and jamming assistance is their stock and trade.

Maybe they are Iowa Roller Derby's answer to the vaunted "No Name Defense" of the 1972 Miami Dolphins. The Dolphin defense did not receive as much attention as its potent offensive attack. Similarly we who watched MIR this year run the risk of crediting the jammers without mentioning the success of the blockers. Yet the defense of the Dolphins was considered the best in the league that year even though many were want to remember what their names were. So it might end up that way with MIR.

One more thing on that note: The 1972 Miami Dolphins finished 14-0 in the regular season and 3-0 in the postseason, including a victory in Super Bowl VII over Washington. MIR finished 8-0. And if you ask an MIR blocker what she would rather have- personal glory or a perfect season, I trust she will choose the latter every time.

To Be Continued (Apologies for the delay)

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

A Letter to Fellow Derby Girls from Sioux City's "Sk8 The State" for MS Girls

Dear Derby Darlings,

You may have heard about the three members of the Sioux City Roller Dames who are skating across South Dakota to raise awareness, and cash, for the North Central States Chapter of the MS Society. Multiple sclerosis is a chronic disease of the central nervous system that can severely debilitate those who suffer from it. It strikes perfectly healthy people of any race at almost any age, and stops them from moving. The goal of Sk8 the State for MS is to teach people about this devastating disease and recruit more troops in the fight to eradicate it.

We are collecting cash donations for the North Central States Chapter of the National MS Society, but before we can even put our wheels to the asphalt, we need your help. We are reaching out to our derby family and asking for donations of fresh equipment that will keep us rolling on our 290-mile journey. Vanilla Skate Co. has come through in a BIG way, donating brand new Vanilla boots to the three skaters. But we all know that a derby gal needs more than a sweet pair of boots to kick ass.

The route is rough and hilly, which skaters know is going to eat up a lot of wheels, stops and pads. Many of our derby brothers and sisters have stepped forward with offers to help and we continue to be grateful for all you have done, but much more is needed! If your team can spare any new or barely used wheels, bearings, toe-stops, laces, oil, cleaner, socks or just anything that a locked-and-loaded derby gal will need to have in her skate bag for this grueling week-long journey, PLEASE contact us.

We also invite all of our eight-wheeled friends to join us for the final 15-mile push on September 4. We will roll out at 12:00 noon, from the weigh station at the intersection of Hwy 81 and SR 46, just a few miles west of Mayfield, and end our trek at the state line in Yankton, SD. We ask that skaters make a donation of $20 to the MS Society; your donation will get you free admission to the after party, dinner and concert in Gayville , SD and we’ll reserve you a spot at our campout that night. Great time, great friends, great cause: what more could a gristly derby gal or guy want?

If you’d like to be a part of our journey, please let us know by August 15, or, to donate cash or equipment, contact Melissa Dittberner (you know her better as Mo Payne) at 605-661-1113 or sk8thestate@hotmail.com. Any monetary donations can be payable to Sk8 the State for MS, and mailed directly to Sk8 the State for MS, c/o Melissa Dittberner, PO Box 175, Gayville, SD 57031, or you can make donations at any Wells Fargo Bank branch to the Sk8 the State for MS fund.

We hope you’ll share this exciting and beautiful experience with us.

Thanks and Spanks,

Dani “Dubbs” Bock,
Melissa “Mo Payne” Dittberner,
Libby “PBR” Claeys

CRRG Fan Jason Seals' Blog on MIR vs. CRRG:Helldorados

Jason Seals writes another thoughtful piece on the Saturday night bout.

Friday, July 16, 2010

The Party Crashers: CRRG Helldorados Seek Revenge Against MIR, Hopes To Dismantle Their Perfect Season

It appeared to some to be over.

It was June 12th at the U.S. Cellular Center and looked to some that the Cedar Rapids Rollergirls: Helldorados team had ended the Mid Iowa Rollers perfect season.

Then, according to A Few Screws Lucy, chaos ensued.

"Some thought we had won and didn't realize there were seconds left on the clock," she said. "The chaos of it being so close at the end of the game flustered some people. The 30 seconds was almost up. Everyone was just screaming for the same squad to go back out on the floor."

Helldorado jammer GI Jane was slated to participate in the next jam, but in the confusion Sin D. Whop Her, who served as jammer in the sequence before, wound up on the jammer line. A Few Screws Lucy said by that time, Sin D. Whop Her was exhausted. MIR sent Mizz LolliPopYa out as their jammer.

And the rest is well known to fans of both teams and all who were gathered at the U.S. Cellular Center. Sin D. Whop Her wound up trapped by the potent Mid Iowa Roller defense and Mizz LolliPopYa performed last minute magic to achieve 4 points for a 129-126 victory.

"I'm not going to lie, I was bummed," A Few Screws Lucy said. "Losing is never fun, but that was probably the most exciting bout I've ever played in. It was fantastic except for the end. We knew we'd get a second chance to take back the bragging rights."

When the clock reads 7 p.m. Saturday night at Veterans Memorial Auditorium in Des Moines, 28 days after the thriller at the US Cellular Center, A Few Screws Lucy, Sin D Whop Her, GI Jane and the rest of the Helldorados will get that second chance.

"We have really been working hard, and working together as a team to concentrate on bringing home a win this Saturday," Helldorado Malicious B said. "We are really wanting to take that "undefeated" title from them. We are super stoked and have been doing a lot of focusing and practicing in preparation for this very important bout."

A Few Screws Lucy said the team has been working diligently in preparation for this bout. She believes that since both of the teams are so evenly match one of the major keys to a Helldorados victory will be in controlling penalties against her team as much as possible, which can be difficult when it is late in the match and players are prone to fatigue.

"We learned a lot from the June bout," A Few Screws Lucy said. "A lot of mistakes were made on our part that won't be made again this time around. Expect to see some exciting new stuff this weekend."

ANNOUNCEMENT: No Trade Secrets Policy.

Hi Derby Girls,
In recent days I have heard from a number of derby girls about their concern that in my preview articles concerning bouts I will be giving away team strategy, or "trade secrets" for the world to see. Frankly some of my questions have been geared to talk about strategy and trade secrets. I understand that this would make you hesitant about answering my e-mail interview questions.

I want to write this to let you know that you can trust me. And I am posting this for everyone to know that I mean it. I am announcing here that I will not be revealing any team secrets or strategies in my pre-bout articles.

When I started this site, it was my conviction that Roller Derby is a full-on 100 percent legitimate sport. The ladies who play Roller Derby and the teams that make up the Iowa scene deserve the same press coverage and media attention as other sports. While some media outlets are starting to pay attention, its nowhere near where it should be.

I guess I launched a one man mission to make sure that Derby teams and Derby girls get the attention they deserve. My intention is not to mess any team up by publishing strategies or secrets. It is more to provide a context for the bout, what it means towards the team and the players and at the end of the day, educate the reader on why the bout is important- important enough that they should give their time, money and attention to get to the bout. Put simply, my love and respect for derby, derby teams and derby players is so paramount that I will never intentionally screw a team or a player over.

Put even more simply, you can trust me. My blog has only been in existence since mid-April and, with something new, some kinks need to be ironed out. But I promise you that I am building the best blog that I can. One that not only serves you but also the derby fan. I am going to do the job the right way. And thus I will never rat out another derby teams strategy in pre-bout articles nor will this site be a gossip or slander rag.

You have my word. Trust me. You can talk to me.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

One Hour To Go: MIR Attempts Perfection Saturday Night Vs. CRRG: Heldorados

Sixty Minutes. Three thousand six hundred seconds.

That is how much time it will take to answer the biggest question of the 2011 campaign so far: Will the Mid Iowa Rollers, who remain undefeated after seven bouts, finish the season at a perfect 8-0

If they are to do so, they will have to up-end the Helldorados of the Cedar Rapids Rollergirls league. The two teams met in an absolute scorcher of a bout on June 12th at the U.S. Cellular Center in Cedar Rapids. MIR emerged the victor thanks to last jam heroics by Jammer/Blocker Mizz Lolli Pop Ya and stalwart blocking which cut off Helldorado jammer Sin D Whop Her from scoring.

Such has been the life of the Mid Iowa Rollers as of late, with three of the last four matches being decided by 10 points or less. Their pursuit of perfection thus far seems to contain as many thrills, nail-biting moments and near escapes as an Indiana Jones movie.

"I can't remember seeing a really close bout before this year," said MIR Assistant Coach Big Truck, who has been with MIR for over two years. "I mean one after another..."

MIR players attribute a myriad of reasons for their untarnished run thus far. For one thing, there are more derby girls in the Mid Iowa Rollers league than in previous seasons where the team merely consisted of nine girls skating all the time. In particular, rookies Deja Deadwards and Vyolent Grimm have seen regular playing time this season.

But they are not the only new blood that went to battle wearing the MIR colors this year. Other rookies include rollin MO monroe, Sugar Kaned, Tulsa Tararyz, and Snot Face, have also seen action in the oval. According to jammer/ blocker Mizz LolliPopYa,  all of the new talent has the entire team up their performance.

Mizz LolliPopYa believes the previous Mid Iowa Rollers season, which was longer and had the Des Moines-based team playing national talent as the Capital City Crushers (Topeka, Kansas) and the Minnesota Rollergirls All-Star Team, prepared the team for this season. At times the previous season apparently was a lesson in the school of hard knocks. In particular Mizz LolliPopYa remembers losing to Minnesota by about 100 points.

"We are so much more than a team, we are a family that would do anything for each other," said blocker Pleasant Hill PunisHER. "We have grown so much from last year and it is hard to imagine that it can get any better than this."

MIR Blocker Eastside, credited more team cohesion, a dedication to derby fundamentals, and learning how to analyze the teams they are playing and use their weaknesses against them. When the Cedar Rapids Rollergirls: Helldorados step into the oval at Veterans Memorial Auditorium in Des Moines on Saturday, the Mid Iowa Rollers are in store for a challenge in finding weaknesses. With top class Jammer/Blockers such as Rockabelle, Ali AssassinateHER, GI Jane, A Few Screws Lucy and Krash Sanders, MIR will have to run a fierce gauntlet to achieve its perfect season.

First year MIR Blocker Vyolent Grimm admits there is some added pressure going into this bout with perfection on the line. Yet at the same time she has confidence that MIR will emerge victorious.

"We've pushed ourselves hard to be where were at and I think that drive to not give in is a big part of why we've done so good," Vyolent Grimm said. "We're not willing to allow ourselves to stop or slow down, we play hard until the end. I think any extra pressure will just fuel the growing strength that we've displayed all season. They push us we push back harder, you know."

As for Eastside, the pressures associated with Saturday night lie with performing well for the expanding MIR fanbase.

"I don't want to let them down," she said. "I know what I have to do and I am prepared to do it."

Will MIR go 8-0? Will the pressure get to them? What do the Helldorados have in store for them? Beginning at 7 p.m. Saturday at Veterans Memorial Auditorium, all will be revealed in three thousand six hundred seconds.

Three Sioux City Roller Dames To Skate Across South Dakota To Raise Money For M.S.

Note: Skinnerella of the Sioux City Roller Dames is the author of this piece. This is a very cool idea.

Some of you may have already heard about the three members of the Sioux City Roller Dames who are skating across South Dakota to raise awareness, and cash, for the North Central States Chapter of the MS Society. If not, allow me to enlighten you. Multiple sclerosis is a chronic disease of the central nervous system that can severely debilitate those who suffer from it. It strikes perfectly healthy people of any race at almost any age, and affects the way a person moves, thinks and feels. The goal of Sk8 the State for MS is to teach people about this devastating disease and recruit more troops in the fight to eradicate it.

Three of our favorite Dames, Mo Payne, Dubbs and PBR will spend seven days skating 290 miles from border to border, covering the beautiful (and excruciatingly hilly) state of South Dakota. Their only support will be one vehicle and two volunteers, who will carry their food, water, equipment, band-aids and tents. The skaters expect this journey to be one if the most difficult, and most rewarding endeavors of their lives.

The route is rough, which skaters know is going to eat up a lot of wheels, stops and pads. Many of our derby brothers and sisters have stepped forward with offers to help and we continue to be grateful for all you have done, but we still need your help. In addition to donations of money, which go directly to the MS Society, the skaters are asking for donations of new and barely used equipment. How bad would it suck to grind down your only toe stops 100 miles into the trip? Let’s keep these great ladies rolling through to the last mile!

Sk8 the State would also like to invite all of their eight-wheeled friends to join them on September 4 for the final 15-mile push. You will roll out at 12:00 noon, from the weigh station at the intersection of Hwy 81 and SR 46, just a few miles west of Mayfield (you can email for more detailed directions), and end the trek at the state line in Yankton, SD. Sk8 the State asks that skaters make a donation of $20 to the MS Society; your donation will get you free admission to the after party, potluck dinner and concert in Gayville, SD and they’ll reserve you a spot at the campout that night. Great time, great friends, great cause: what more could a gristly derby gal or guy want?

If you’d like to be a part of the journey, please register via phone or email by August 15, or, to donate cash or equipment, contact Melissa Dittberner (you may know her better as Mo Payne) at 605-661-1113 or sk8thestate@hotmail.com. Any monetary donations should be payable to Sk8 the State for MS, and mailed directly to Sk8 the State for MS, c/o Melissa Dittberner, PO Box 175, Gayville, SD 57031, or you can make donations at any Wells Fargo Bank branch to the Sk8 the State for MS fund.


Note: Here is the map of the route they are taking.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

IRDD Covergirl for July/August: Mizz LolliPopYa of the Mid Iowa Rollers

Real Name: Caroline Strait
Derby Name: Mizz LolliPopYa
Team: Mid Iowa Rollers
Position: Jammer/Occasional Blocker
Age: 24
Current Town: Des Moines
High School: Des Moines North
Family: Daughters Jazmine 4, Jaida 2
 
Were you athletic growing up?: I have been involved in some sort of sport since I was in Jr High. In High School I played volleyball, basketball and ran track. In college I played basketball. Now roller derby. I also play volleyball for fun.
 
How did you get involved in Roller Derby?: When I finished playing basketball, I was trying to find something to get into. Eastside kept bugging me to come to practice. I kinda blew her off at first, then I finally agreed to come (more just to satisfy her). Been there ever since!
 
How has derby impacted your life?: I could seriously write a 10 page article on this question!! Derby is not just a sport, it's a lifestyle. It not only fills my passion for sports, but I have never had the type of friends that I do from derby. They are the best group of girls I have ever known in my life! They are a second family. We are there for each other during the bad times and there with each other through the good ones. I have met so many people. I have a bunch of friends from different teams even. It is by far the best sport I have ever been involved in!
 
What is my favorite aspect of Derby?: I love the fact that derby is extremely competitive, but then when it's over, we're all friends. We can have the closest, most intense bout. But then, we all go out after and just have a good time. I've never seen that in any other sport. At least not to that extent.
 
Least favorite: If you have that many females around each other that much, there's bound to be some sort of drama! But we always get through it!
 
What are your goals for your team this season?: It seems like this year so many of my goals have been met! I am so proud of my team this season (and every season)! I think my biggest goal is to continue to move forward and improve. My overall goal is to play derby as long as I can skate!!

As one third of MIR's Power Trio of jammers (cTAL faTAL and Fanny Firestarter rounding it out) Mizz LolliPopYa has made key contributions to the offensive side of the coin. She has also provided her share of last minute heroics for the Mid Iowa Rollers, the last one being a final, clutch, 4 point jam that lifted MIR to a 129-126 squeaker over the CCRG Helldorados on June 10 at the U.S. Cellular Center. 

It is a great privilege to make her the face of IRDD for the next month. 

 

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

A Behnd The Scenes Look At A Des Moines Derby Dames Bout

Previously, I posted a time lapse video showing the Des Moines Derby Dames prepping for and playing in a bout against Omaha on June 19th. This video shows a bit more of everything that goes into a bout and shows off D3's home, the 7 Flags Center in Clive.




MIR Pre-Bout Ticket Sale Party At Latitude 41 at Sailorville Lake this Wednesday

In anticipation of their Saturday night season finale against the CRRG: Helldorados, the Mid Iowa Rollers are hosting a Pre-Bout Ticket Sale Party from 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. Wednesday at Latitude 41 Bar and Grill, 6170 NW Polk City Drive, in Polk City.

MIR is offering a "Buy 2, get one free" offer at the party in hopes of packing Veterans Memorial Auditorium Saturday night. Tickets are $10 in advance.

Latitude 41 Bar and Grill is located here...

Saturday, July 10, 2010

MIR's Eastside Video Of MIR's June 10 Bout In Cedar Rapids.

MIR's Eastside's video of MIR's Road Trip to Cedar Rapids on June 10th. Complete with alcohol, cigarettes, salty dialogue, a pillow fight, inebriated post-game analysis and Distubya 's heart-rendering rendition of Britney Spears' "Oops, I Did It Again."

Viewer discretion is advised. 

Saturday Night Derby: Crusin' For A Brusin' Mixer in Cedar Rapids.




The Cedar Rapids Ice Arena is located here...

Saturday Night Derby: Scars and Stripes Forever Mixer in Coralville

The Old Capitol City Roller Girls and the Quad City Rollers are gathering together for a mixer where girls from both teams will be divided up into two  teams (Red/White, and Black/Blue) and face off against each other.

This mixer, entitled Scars and Stripes Forever will run from 6 p.m. to 10 p.m. on Saturday. July 10, at the Coralville Marriott, 300 E. Ninth Street, in Coralville, IA. Tickets are $10 in advance (and available at all New Pioneer Co-ops or from your favorite local Old Capitol City Roller Girl) and $12 dollars on bout night.

The Coralville Marriott is located here...

Friday, July 9, 2010

Mahaska Mayhem To Host Fundraiser Monday At Dairy Queen In Oskaloosa

The Mahaska Mayhem are hosting a fundraiser from 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. Monday at Dairy Queen, 1110 A Ave. West in Oskaloosa. A portion of all proceeds will go toward the Mayhem and will help keep derby alive in Oskaloosa.



Dairy Queen is located here..

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Cedar Valley Push-Up Brawlers Team Logo Released

Sneak Peak: Cedar Rapids Rollergirls on Z102.9's Iowa Girls

The complete segment should be out soon.

Old Capitol City Mixer Ticket Party Sale Party Tonight at Joe's Place in Iowa City

The Old Capitol City Roller Girls are hosting a ticket sales party for their Scars and Stripes Forever Mixer with the Quad City Rollers starting at 8:30 p.m. tonight at Joe's Place, 115 Iowa Ave. in Iowa City. 


Members of The Old Capitol City Roller Girls will be skating around and selling tickets to the mixer for $10. Other OCCRG merchandise will be for sale. 


The Scars and Stripes Mixer is slated to begin at 7 p.m. Saturday the Coralville Marriott, 300 E. 9th Street, in Coralville.

Joe's Place is located here...

Old Capitol City Profiled In Iowa City's Press-Citizen

Reporter Stephanie Wise wrote a brief profile on the Old Capitol City Roller Girls in today's Press-Citizen.

Here is the link.

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Mid Iowa Rollers Will Appear Friday At Fat Boyz Saloon And Grill In Grimes

Members of the Mid Iowa Rollers are slated to appear at Bike Night at 7 p.m. this Friday at Fat Boyz Saloon and Grill, 200 SE Gateway Drive #106 in Grimes.





Fat Boyz Saloon and Grill is located here...

Old Capitol City's Triple D. Zaster's Blog

Not sure how I missed posting this on the blog links.

Old Capitol City's Triple D. Zaster has a very well written and candid blog about her life in Roller Derby.

Highly recommended reading.

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

July 17th: Muddy River Nightmares Host Mahaska Mayhem in Clinton

In its second home bout, The Muddy River Nightmares play host to the young Mahaska Mayhem at 7 p.m. Saturday, July 17th in the Yourd Gym at Clinton High School, 817 8th Ave. S, in Clinton.

Doors will open a 6 p.m. Tickets are $9 in advance and are available from your favorite Muddy River Nightmare girl; Hooks Pub, at 318 N. 4th. St. in Clinton; The Outpost; and Phoenix Gifts, at 238 6th Ave. S. in Clinton. Tickets will be $12 at the door.


Clinton High School is located here...

Saturday, July 3, 2010

July 10: Old Capitol City Rollers Present "Scars And Stripes Forever"" Mixer

The Old Capitol City Roller Girls and the Quad City Rollers are gathering together for a mixer where girls from both teams will be divided up into two  teams (Red/White, and Black/Blue) and face off against each other.

This mixer, entitled Scars and Stripes Forever will run from 6 p.m. to 10 p.m. on Saturday. July 10, at the Coralville Marriott, 300 E. Ninth Street, in Coralville, IA. Tickets are $10 in advance (and available at all New Pioneer Co-ops or from your favorite local Old Capitol City Roller Girl) and $12 dollars on bout night.

NOTE: In an earlier post, I wrote that the skaters would be divided into three teams. As you see above, I corrected the record after a friendly (albeit anonymous) reader informed me there would be two. Sorry about that.

The Coralville Marriott is located here...

Friday, July 2, 2010

Roxanne Dass' Article On MIR And It's Founder Dangerous Daugharthy

Roxanne Dass has written an excellent article on the Mid Iowa Rollers, giving an sketch of their history and a profile of their founder Dangerous Daugharthy. An essential read.

July 10 Cedar Rapids Mixer Featuring Cedar Rapids, MIR And Mahaska Mayhem




The Cedar Rapids Ice Arena is located here...

Inter-Stella Overdrive: A Scene Report from Des Moines Derby Dames Vs. Omaha Rollergirls AAA Part Two

In the first five minutes of the first half, D3 jumped out to a 9-0 lead on the strength of jammers Ella Diablo, Cosmo Disco, and a unified blocking corp that shut down the early Omaha jammers.

Defensive progress was made manifest to me at that moment. Remembering back to the D3-Wisconsin River Valley (with slightly more knowledge of the sport now) it seemed like D3's defense was a sort of slightly organized anarchic unit (again though, it was only the Dames ' second bout ever). In these first two jams, the blockers, now with Show Stopper back in the oval, kept Omaha off the board.

This looked to be good news early. In terms of jammers, I submit that one of the keys to how well the Des Moines Derby Dames will do in the upcoming fall season is not found in what Stella Italiana does while she is jamming, but what her fellow jammers do when she is not jamming. For example, what would happen if a team figured out how to stop her? What if she gets hurt? Or what if she has an off night? What would happen to D3's scoring ability?

This is why I suggest that the success of D3's capacity for victory lie in  jammers Cosmo Disco, Ella Diablo and Minnie Mayhem (in conjunction with the blockers, of course), and their ability to give opposition blocker another set of headaches to worry about besides the ones that Stella Italiana brings. from my view that night, I saw some of this beginning to happen. Ella Diablo and Cosmo Disco began offensive matters with by scoring a combined 9 pts. while D3 blocking held Omaha scoreless.

One thing is for certain, however, if D3 jammers are to make a gigantic impact in the fall, they will need to control their time in the penalty box. Penalties bit them throughout the course of the evening and could have proven fatal to the Dames' cause. Here are a couple of examples:

1- About midway through the first half, Stella Italiana was sent to the box. Left as the sole jammer, Omaha's Midlife Crashes took full opportunity and notched a 12 pt. jam which put the Rollergirls in the lead for the first time of the night, 22-17.

2- Ella Diablo would up in the box resulting in Omaha's Sum Mo Payne (a member of the Sioux City Roller Girls, but skating with Omaha for this bout) racked up a 13 pt jam propelling the Rollergirls to a 43-33 lead with 4:45 left in the first. Her penalty minute carried over into the next jam, where Omaha increased their lead to 50-33.

The purpose of pointing this out is not to hold up Ella Diablo or Stella Italiana for criticism. In my limited derby experience, thus far, I have seen many teams wrestle with this issue. The point of above examples are to show just how essential it is to wrestle with this. As we have seen in the last couple of months, the gap in class between what could be considered the elite Iowa teams and the rest of the field is incredibly thin. For example, the undefeated Mid Iowa Rollers knocked off the Old Capital City Rollers by a mere three points at the same time the Dames were playing Omaha. D3 played Old Capital City less than a month ago and gave them all they could handle before succumbing by a 151-122 margin. Jammer penalties will be one of the key factors in separating the wheat from the chaff, bout wise in the coming fall season for many teams.

With 1:11 to go in the first half and Omaha up 50-33, thanks to a strong jamming corp, including Sum Mo Payne, Shirley DuPayne and Midlife Crashes, combined with stubborn defense, D3's Stella Italiana took the jammer line to concoct some of her most masterful work to date. It was a 22 pt. jam which involved thrilling sprints, stop-on-a-dime maneuvers, ducking, dashing and heart-stopping zig zags. Each time Stella Italiana passed the pack came a rising tide of applause, cheers and bursts of joy. I could not help but cheer and laugh at the sheer exuberance of this titanic jam. The Dames blockers also had a masterful performance during this major turning point of the game. Omaha's Midlife Crashes was all but cut off from significance by strangulating defense, leaving Stella Italiana to work her will.

When the jam concluded, all in the area turned to the massive scoreboard to see the damage. The D3 score side looked like a jackpot as 33 became 55 one number at a time. That was how it stood at the half.

D3 built its lead up to 81- 62 with roughly 20 minutes to go in the bout. Here we saw an impressive one-two combination from Minnie Mayhem and Cosmo Disco. Minnie Mayhem connected on a vibrant grand slam as a part of a nine point jam bringing the score to 76-58 with 24:11 to go. Cosmo Disco stepped to the jammers line and poured on 5 points of her own. D3 81, Omaha 58 with 23:25 to go.  It was in this sequence, combined with Stella Italiana's masterpiece, that we saw the Des Moines Derby Dames at peak performance. Jammers working in concert with blockers. All playing with confidence and poise. At their best the D3 blocking corp can stand comfortably next to any other club in the state. The strides that Show Stopper, Elbow MacFearson, Neuro Sis, Toxic Moss, MOAB, Megger Bomb, Demanda Chaos, EM-80, Lil' Debbie SmackNSkates and others have made toward being a powerful entity are significance. A little tweeking and tightening over the summer and Dames defense could be one of the major plot lines of the fall season.

Then Omaha came roaring back to life, lead by Sum Mo Payne and Midlife Crashes, combined with D3 acquiring ill-timed penalties. Imentioned earlier about the hardships a team must endure when their jammer is in the box. Blockers in the box are just as bad. A jammer and more than one blocker in the box is absolutely devastating. Omaha was already inching their way back into the bout via an 8 point jam by Sum Mo Payne (D3's Minnie Mayhem gathered 4 on the same jam) bringing the score to 89-70.

Then a disaster.

The Dames sent Cosmo Disco, who, sans penalties, was having a fine evening as a jammer and a blocker. In particular she delivered a crushing blow against an Omaha defender in the first half generated much approval from the D3 faithful. Pitted against her was Omaha's Midlife Crashes. In this sequence, Cosmo Disco was sent to the penalty box. She was joined by blocker Toxic Moss with less than a minute to go in the jam. Cosmo Disco was released from the sin bin but then Megger Bomb was sent off.

Amidst all this turnover amongst the Dames, Midlife Crashes racked up an formidable 19 pt. jam. Game tied 89-89 with less than 20 minutes to go. After a four point Stella Italiana jam, another slew of penalties were accrued by the Dames. This time, it was Show Stopper, Elbow MacFearson and Cosmo Disco on the bench. Omaha's Sum Mo Payne put up 19 points rocketing Omaha to a 108-95 lead with 14:18 to go.

The next jam, in my opinion, determined the outcome of the bout. D3 sent Stella Italiana to take on Omaha's Funda Bang. Funda Bang was sent to the penalty box (did not see for what) and left Stella Italiana alone on the oval. This proved to be the fatal error for Omaha. Stella Italiana was unstopable and the D3 blockers seemed to turn it up a notch to get her through the pack on the way to a 15 pt. Jam. With 9:09 to go D3 went up 121-108.

From their, Stella Italiana took over the bout. Working in perfect order with her blockers she posted up two 9 pt. jams and one massive 14 pt jam (as Midlife Crashes was sent to the penalty box). Chants of "Stella...Stella" were exclaimed by the engaged D3 faithful. It appears that Stella Italiana is one of those rare breed of players who not only excel at their sport but also cause their fellow players to play with more confidence at the top of their game. It is as if Stella's mere presence in the oval as a jammer puts the rest of the Dames at ease and causes them to execute their duties with determination and comfort. She is very difficult to stop in and of herself. When she and the blockers work in sync with one another, which happened numerous times in during the bout, she is all but unstoppable.

And as Stella Italiana put her hands on her hips calling off the final jam, the Des Moines Derby Dames defeated the Omaha Rollergirls AAA. Final Score 165 to 123.

They had finished at .500 on the season.

The audience, which was significant as D3 came within a hairs breath of a sellout, congratulated players. I saw Dames blocker Neuro Sis shed tears at the joy of it all. The girls that made up D3 had successfully written the first chapter of their story.

The fact that D3 almost sold out their home match on the same night as the Mid Iowa Rollers battled the Old Capital City Roller Girls in one of the biggest matches of the year should serve as excellent evidence that the Des Moines metroland area can sustain two roller derby leagues. Perhaps you could argue that many people at the arena were investigating the novelty of it all and weren't aware of crosstown battle. I don't think so though. The amount of D3 shirts I saw on fans prior to the bout and the lack of hands raised at the "who has never been to a derby bout before" question (followed by the half-assed demonstration that I have come to despise), shows me that if most of the crowd knew of the bout or not, they didn't care. They were Des Moines Derby Dames fans. They wore the green and black with gusto. D3 was the only derby bout with which they had to do with.

D3 belongs. And they aren't going anywhere, simply because there is no reason for them to stop. Show Stopper took a gamble on the hunch that Des Moines could stand two derby leagues. So far she has been proven overwhelmingly correct.

And with the end of one season, we have to ask what next season will bring.

Tomorrow never knows.

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Still Here. Still Blogging.

Hey everyone,
I haven't been posting much this week because, well, I've had a severe case of writers block. I think I'm coming out of it. I just posted this to let you all know I am still alive and didn't abandon the blog. The final part of D3-Omaha Scene Report should be up tomorrow followed by all the derby info for the Hawkeye state that I can find.

Sorry about that.