Sunday, June 27, 2010

The Last Jam of the MIR-Old Capitol City Bout

Seems like every close MIR victory produces a new heroine. One week, its Anna Killakova (against Sioux City). The next its Mizz Lolli Pop Ya (against the Cedar Rapids Rollergirls: Helldorados) and now Fanny Firestarter in this last minute come-from-behind jam against the Old Capitol City Roller Girls.




Thanks to the men at Des Moines Amplified's Localhost show for the video. These guys have a cool show. You should definitely check them out next time they are on.

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Inter-Stella Overdrive: A Scene Report from Des Moines Derby Dames Vs. Omaha Rollergirls AAA Part One

It was a fine evening for D3's Stella Italiana.

Particularly in her sterling 22 point end-of-the-first-half jam and repeatedly throughout the second half, the same sequence of events repeated itself. Stella Italiana and another jammer would take off from the line, Stella would hold a decent lead over her Omaha counterpart, approached the pack towards the end of the backstretch and overtook all of them halfway through the second turn.

Nearly all night long.

As I have said before, it is truly a privilege and a pleasure to watch Stella Italiana skate. The grace and fluidity. Her exquisite perception in being able to seize whatever size of an path her blockers (or the opposition for that matter) open up for her. Her creativity, expression, and yes even her humor (I am thinking of one jam in particular where Stella Italiana gave herself a whip using nothing more than the uniform of teammate/blocker Toxic Moss).  It is a beautiful thing to behold. If you missed D3's inaugural season, I encourage you to hope aboard that train to ride in the fall. Stella Italiana is not to be missed.

But frankly neither is the rest of D3.

I was anxious to see them again. After all, they have a special place in my heart, along with the Wisconsin River Valley Roller Girls, as being the ladies who turned me back on to Roller Derby. They are the reason you are reading this blog right now.

The first time I saw them was, as you know, their lone game at the Val-Air Ballroom in West Des Moines on April 10, in which they demolished Wisconsin River for their first game ever. Much has changed in two months. First, the Dames acquired a new home at the 7 Flags Center in Clive. When I heard this, I was very disappointed. The Val-Air had a very intimate charm about it, not to mention a gorgeous wooden floor. I got over this after talking with D3 players who emphasized that it frankly was not safe to play at. You had a minimal amount of padding over the stage area and against the columns near the dance floor.

Walking into the 7 Flags Center, I could see that it was indeed an upgrade. No wood floor to aesthetically please the eye, sure, but the place provided enough room for risers to let the crowd see the bout (something that was sorely lacking at Val-Air). The floor was concrete, always a bit dangerous for skaters due to its slickness. Yet Show Stopper and company appear to have solved this problem with a coating of Sprite on the floor for better gripping. The place sort of reminded me, shape-wise, like a barn. Pretty intimate. Nary a bad seat in the house. If it weren't for the Goo Goo Dolls and Willie Nelson posters on the wall, I would have thought the place was specifically designed for derby. The dark texture of the walls, combined with the green-lit track boundary made it look much more like a D3 home bout than anything the Val-Air offered.

Since my last visit, Show Stopper, the founder/coach of the Dames returned to the oval. I had never seen her skate before, she being out with injury doing the bout with Wisconsin River. I saw her on the bench before the match. Typical of Show Stopper, you could see her attempting to harness all of her formidable energies into a single clear minded focus on the bout ahead. Yet despite this, you could sense an aura about her that was part contentment and part joy. Whatever happened in the game to follow, I sensed a satisfaction radiating from her that this first chapter in the life of D3 would be finished after the bout. She had done it. She took a dream and drove it straight for five months, nabbing sponsors, finding recruits, securing bouts, skating and coaching, until the Des Moines Derby Dames finally hit the floor in early April.

As mentioned above, Stella Italiana really excelled in this performance, racking up a sterling 22 point jam at the close of the first half to catapult D3 into a 55-50 lead over the Omaha Rollergirls AAA. Fifteen point jams and 9 point jams followed in the second half.

I suppose you could say that Stella Italiana is such a force in the oval that she could carry the team on her quads alone. From what I saw Saturday night though, that is not the case. The D3 blocking corp has matured dramatically in the last two months. As I recall I did not see much in the way of cohesion on defense when I visited them in the Val-Air. This is not meant to be an insult. If you ask a majority of D3 players and coaches, they would say that while the team won handily that night, there were still raw nerves and hesitancy among the players- completely understandable when you consider that it was their second bout. Nevertheless, I did not see a lot of whips, did see a lot of strategy being partaken of in the D3 ranks that night, did not see a lot of expression among the Dames..

Not so on Saturday.

Whips and communication were aplenty. MOAB, Cosmo Disco, and others were leading dancing festivities on the floor in between jams, with Omaha skaters joining the fray. There were many smiles, before and during the bout. And while the aura of the team was certainly electric, it was not oppressive. Indeed, the Dames seem very comfortable in their own skin and in their respective rolls on the track. In short there was much more cohesion in defense, much more assertive and certain in their style.

To Be Continued.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Time Lapse Film: D3-Omaha Bout from set up to bout conclusion.

This really gives you an appreciation for everything that goes into a bout. Killer soundtrack choice: The Breeders "Cannonball"


Monday, June 21, 2010

Sioux City Recruitment Tuesday Night In Sergeant Bluff



Eddie's Tavern is located here...


Nick Strickland's D3-Omaha Highlights

Mr. Strickland's last installment of D3 seasons highlights. With Andrew W.K. soundtrack. WIN.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

D3 Finishes .500 With 165-123 Victory Against Omaha Rollergirls AAA

The Des Moines Derby Dames finished their inaugural campaign with a 165-123 win over the Omaha Rollergirls AAA at the 7 Flags Center in Clive Saturday night.

The win, which concluded D3's inaugural season at .500, was thanks in no small part to the unconquerable skill of jammer Stella Italiana and a lean, decisive blocker corps who delivered generous helpings of well timed hits and, at times, almost telepathic teamwork.

A Scene Report about this bout will be up in the next few days.

MIR Rallies To Knock Off Old Capitol City 183-180, Remains Undefeated

Perhaps we should start calling them "The Heart Attack Girls."

The Mid Iowa Rollers maintained their undefeated season in 183-180 victory over Old Capitol City nail biter at HyVee Hall, Saturday night.

The win places MIR at 7-0 on the year with one bout remaining on the schedule, a much anticipated rematch with the Cedar Rapids Rollergirls: Helldorados, on July 17th in Des Moines.

Old Capitol now stands at 5-2 on the year.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

SATURDAY NIGHT DERBY: D3 Aims For .500 In Season Closer Against Omaha

.500

For many teams this would be a sign of being merely average. For a first year team, it is a sign of success and gives prospect to a very hopeful future. And .500 is what the Des Moines Derby Dames will be attempting to accomplish tonight against the Omaha Rollergirls AAA squad tonight at 7 Flags Center in Clive.

There is no doubt that D3 has come a long way in their less than a year existence.

"I feel like this team has come such a long way," said D3 captain Elbow MacFearson. "Half of us could barely stay up on skates seven months ago. Now we’re a tough team. We play hard, we play smart, and we play together. We skate as a team, not as individuals."

Since its sizable defeat against Old Capital City, the Des Moines Derby Dames have gradually began rising in form, scoring both of the their two wins against Wisconsin River Valley, turning in an honorable performance against the Muddy River Nightmare, and came tantalizingly close to knocking off Old Capital City in their rematch in Clive.

Now, the final examination comes from Omaha.

"Omaha AAA is no joke," said D3 emcee ExploSean. "They may not be the all-star travel team, but that doesn't mean they aren't still a VERY strong competitor. They're likely to be the toughest team we face all season. The Omaha league is one that D3 aspires to be like some day. We have mad respect for them."

The one notable Dame out of action tonight will be Tatiana Torcher, who is currently in South Africa watching the United States Soccer team participate in the World Cup.

Elbow MacFearson said the key to D3's success tonight is defense, anticipating the moves of the other team, and teamwork. ExploSean emphasized that D3 blockers must be able to build effective walls and for jammers to keep themselves out of the box.

"The inaugural season jitters are behind us," Elbow MacFearson said. "We just need to be mentally prepared. We need to think about the fundamentals when we’re on the track. We need to be focused. We need to work together. We need to WANT this game – and we do."

Friday, June 18, 2010

SATURDAY NIGHT DERBY: Rollin' Thunder Promises Epic Clash as MIR Takes On Old Capitol City


The Mid Iowa Rollers (6-0) and the Old Capitol City Roller Girls (5-1) face the toughest examination of the their respective standards in bout that is sure to capture the attention of many Iowa derby fans on Saturday.

It's enough to drive a knowledgeable Iowa roller derby fan wild with the match up possibilities. MIR's vaunted power trio of jammers cTAL faTAL, Mizz Lolli Pop Ya, and Fanny Firestarter going head to head with the pulverizing Old Capitol City blockers, including Toxic Sugar, Animal Mother, and lead by menacing Bat R. Up who is continuing to cement her status as the most feared blocker in the state. Old Capitol City's sublime jammers, including Gladi8her, one of the fastest in the state, and Left 4 Deadwards, pitted against the tenacious defense of MIR, including Pleasant Hill PunisHER, Eastside, Anna Killakova and Vyolent Grimm.

MIR, the only undefeated team remaining in the state this year, enters this bout after an intense and emotional bout against the CRRG: Helldorados, where MIR Jammer Mizz Lolli Pop Ya racked up a clutch four points on the last jam of the match securing the Rollers undefeated season.

"I think we are all excited about being undefeated, but we focus on each and every game," Mizz Lolli Pop Ya said in anticipation of the Saturday bout. "We never go in assuming we will win. We know just as well as anyone that it only takes one game to send that title running."

The Rollers have been incredibly busy in the last month, playing five bouts in six weeks. According to MIR Jammer cTAL faTAL, Mizz Lolli Pop Ya and blocker Vyolent Grimm have played in all of the games. cTAL faTAL herself has played in four bouts in five weeks.

"There are advantages and disadvantages of playing so much," she said. "My biggest problem is that I think about derby 24/7 now... seriously 24/7."

While fatigue has a distinct policy of coming into play tomorrow night, the Mid Iowa Rollers have been virtually clean on the injury front, the only exception being Sin DeRolla, out from Saturday's match with a collar bone injury.

The Old Capitol City Roller Girls take the oval tomorrow at Hy-Vee Hall with two weeks rest after their 303-69 trouncing of the Stateline Derby Divas of Beloit, Wisconsin.

They also have a few of players out for the Saturday night bout. According to Furyis Jorge, who herself has been sidelined most of the season, herself, blocker Hitzy Blonde (who is recovering from knee surgery) and jammer Shelby Flyin' (compound dislocation of her finger) will miss the MIR bout.

Many Old Capitol City players were on hand at the U.S. Cellular Center in Cedar Rapids for the MIR-Helldorados bout.

"I thought MIR did a fabulous job holding a front wall--when they were in the front they kept an amazing pack pace that allowed their jammer to make laps super fast," Furyis Jorge said. "However, as soon as they lost that front wall their strategy seemed to fall apart; the pack pace zoomed, players came off the line, and general pack awareness was lost. Truth be told, this only happened a handful of times. For the most part they held tight to their strategy."

Furyis Jorge said the key to victory in the bout lies in OCC's pack awareness.

MIR's Pleasant Hill PunisHER listed her teams priorities as teamwork, reading the other team and listening to their coaches. For her part, she is excited about the upcoming showdown at Hy-Vee Hall.

"I have been looking around, reading articles and see that Bat R Up is going to fun to be up against," Pleasant Hill PunisHER said. "I love a good challenge!"

Hy-Vee Hall is located here:

D3's Show Stopper and Cosmo Disco on Des Moines KIOA Radio.

Des Moines Derby Dames Jammer Cosmo Disco put a file up of her appearance with Show Stopper on the Maxwel and Pam Morning Show on KIOA-FM in the morning.

To listen to the interview, just click here.

John Pemble Interviews Four D3 Players For Reflections On The Inaugural Season

Iowa Public Radio's John Pemble, who has spent a great deal of time documenting roller derby in Iowa,  sat down with Show Stopper, Cosmo Disco, Minnie Mayhem and Elbow MacFearson of the Des Moines Derby Dames to gather their reflections on their first season.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

MIR's Wanton Hammer and Sugar Kaned on DSM Amplified.

MIR's Sugar Kaned and Wanton Hammer talk derby and promote this weekends bout on Des Moines Amplified's LocalHost.


Eastern Iowa Outlaw Tryouts This Saturday

The Eastern Iowa Outlaws tri-state campaign continues this weekend as the new derby club, slated to begin bouting this fall, will hold tryouts from 1 p.m. to 4 p.m.  this Saturday at Skate Country, 5630 Saratoga Road in Dubuque.


After tryouts, the team will be heading to Knicker's Saloon, 2186 Central Ave. in Dubuque for what promises to be a very large and late evening. Residents of Dubuque and the surrounding Tri-state area are encouraged to come to Knicker's Saloon and meet the club.


Skate Country is located here...



Knicker's Saloon is located here...

MIR's "Deal Or No Deal" Tonight at Chammp's Restaurant in West Des Moines

MIR's Wicked Red, Snot Face and Rollin' Mo Monroe will shed their roller skates and become Case Girls for Deal Or No Deal 8 p.m. Tonight at Champp's Restuarant at Jordan Creek Parkway in West Des Moines.

Tickets to the highly anticipated MIR-Old Capital City Bout, Saturday night at Hy-Vee Hall will be sold for $10.

Champps Restaurant is here...

Des Moines Derby Dames Present Free Beer Ticket Sales Party at High Life Lounge in DSM

The Des Moines Derby Dames plan on going out with a bang with their last ticket sales party of their inaugural season. The party will be from 6 p.m until the beer runs out tonight at the High Life Lounge, 200 SW 2nd Street, in Des Moines.

D3 (2-3) will take on the Omaha Rollergirls AAA in the final bout of their inaugural season on Saturday night at 7 Flags Center in Clive. Specially priced pre-bout tickets will be sold at the High Life Lounge.

The High Life Lounge is located here...

Jason Seals' Cedar Rapids Rollergirls Examiner Write Up of Weekend Doubleheader

IRDD friend and contributor Deja Deadwards posted this on her Facebook page. Cedar Rapids Rollergirls enthusiast Jason Seals has a blog devoted to his club. He has given two excellent accounts of the doubleheader at the U.S. Cellular Center in Cedar Rapids.

Seals is very gifted in his writing style and I, for one, look forward to reading more of him in the future. 

Here is his account of the instant classic MIR vs. Cedar Rapids Rollergirls:Helldorados bout.

Here is his account of the Cedar Rapids Rollergirls:Bombshell Cartel.

The Complete Des Moines Derby Dames vs. Old Capitol City Roller Girls Bout 4-3-10


Old Capitol City Roller Girls Skater Lefty Wing Her's husband has recorded bouts which have aired on Public Access Television in Iowa City. Not only is this a wonderful thing, it is also a bit of an historical document as it marked the official debut of the Des Moines Derby Dames.
It is my hope that all teams in the Hawkeye state start posting complete bouts on the net so the rest of the Derby nation can see the high quality standards of Iowa game. As all of you probably know Old Capitol City (5-1) will tangle with the Mid Iowa Rollers (6-0) in a much anticipated Saturday night bout at Hy-Vee Hall in Des Moines. The Des Moines Derby Dames (2-3) will be taking the oval on the same night at 7 Flags Center in Clive, in their season finale against the Omaha Rollergirls AAA.  

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

IRDD June Cover Girl of the Month: Des Moines Derby Dames' Neuro Sis

Real Name:  Kati
Derby Name: Neuro Sis
Team/League: Des Moines Derby Dames --D3!!
Position: Blocker/PivotAge
Age: 29 or younger ;-)
Current Town: Middle of Iowa
High School: Pleasantville High School, Pleasantville, Iowa (Go Trojans)
Family: Bub (Boyfriend) and Sons: Shane 15, J.J. 11, Hayden 9 (GO HAWKS!), and Brady 7. And my sister, Jessica, who is a HUGE derby fan!
Occupation: Administration

Were you athletic growing up?
Not really athletic, but a major tomboy. I played softball in elementary school and a bit of volleyball in high school...nothing varsity or anything like that.

How did you get involved in Derby?
A co-worker (Incendy Aarie from D3) was joining up and I thought it sounded fun!

How has Derby impacted your life?
Derby has totally impacted my life in so many ways! I have made some really close friends and met people that I wouldn't have had the opportunity to before. I realized that there was more than just work, kids, and home life out there; something important to so many people in so many different ways. I feel more like a woman that I ever have and have this HUGE derby family now. I love that Malay Bouaphakeo a.k.a Show Stopper) has brought this wonderful family/sport/experience/opportunity/passion/drive into my life and I don't know if I can ever thank her properly for it! I could go on and on about how great this is!

What is your favorite aspect about derby?
My favorite part about derby...there is too much! The team, the hits, the clothes, the notoriety, the fun, bruises, bouts, after bout parties, adrenaline rushes, inside jokes...almost everything!

What is your least favorite part about derby?
My LEAST favorite would have to be wall sits and planks! UGH!

What are your goals as a derby girl?
My goals for myself in derby are to continue to improve on all the skills (endurance, hitting, blocking) and then eventually become a good jammer (in a season or two!)

Scene Report: A Player's Perspective by Deja Deadwards

Note: Deja Deadwards is a blocker with the Mid Iowa Rollers. She is the Author of this piece.

Author's Note: Tyler asked me to write a “player’s perspective” piece about last Saturday’s MIR vs CRRG bout. Unfortunately, due to the nerve-wracking nature of the game, I don’t really remember any specifics. I spent most of the game sitting on the bench gnawing at my mouthguard and screaming “GET HER! GET HER” at my teammates. The time I spent on the track was a blur of smashing and crashing with the other blockers. So, instead I thought I’d write a piece about the days leading up to the game.

Game day. After a busy week of derby practice and activities, I’m rested and ready for the confrontation with Cedar Rapids Rollergirls. The nerves which have been fluttering through me occasionally throughout the week have built into a solid mass of tension. However, now that I’ve got a few bouts under my belt (and know I won’t have to jam in this one!) it’s a manageable state of nervousness and not an all-out terror that makes me want to puke.

The preparation begins weeks ahead of time as practices begin to ramp up. Players use the internet to scour videos of the opposing team’s other games, watching for strategies and gauging the potential threat of each player. The vets regale the rookies with stories from previous years’ bouts. Going up against Cedar Rapids, we knew we would have to stop their blockers. I’d played with Ali Assassinateher and A Few Screws Lucy as my teammates at our March Mixer and as I re-watched the video from that game, I was amazed by their front wall – it’s a derby-textbook thing of beauty! They stopped the jammer every time without ever leaving the engagement zone.

All week long we practiced drills to break up walls and slow the pack. Practices right before a game are always tense and sometimes slide into the realm of counterproductive negativity, but I felt that we avoided that this week with three great practices which left me feeling completely wiped out. The team understood that it would take every one of us working together to pull this one off and everyone was determined to skate as hard as they could.

I slept late on Saturday, showered and packed my bags for the trip. I headed out to meet up with the rest of the team at the truck stop in Altoona at 1:00pm. Surprisingly, everyone arrived fairly close to the scheduled time and we got ourselves on the road. We arrived at the hotel around 3:30pm and checked into our block of rooms. We were told to be down at the US Cellular Center at 5:00pm to start warm-ups. Grimm and my friend Jenn (along for the derby ride) and I went out to try to find some lunch. Unfortunately, we seemed to be in the deserted section of downtown CR and wasted precious minutes driving around looking for anything open. Eventually we found a Maid-Rite and grabbed some quick sandwiches. We got back to the hotel just in time to find the rest of the team suited up and getting ready to head out. Grimm and I did a quick change (alas, no face paint for me at this game!) and rolled over to the venue.

We had about ten minutes to gear up and hit the track for warm-ups. We spent a few minutes taking easy laps and doing some rolling stretches before our coach, Big Truck, started shouting instructions. Sprint laps came first, followed by a death star drill where jammers Lolli, Fanny and cTAL had to work through a pack made up of the entire team. We did some stretching while Big Truck and Lolli talked through some strategies and tips to remember.

When our warm-up period was over, the Helldorados took the track and we scattered for individual last-minute preparations. I checked my toe-stops (which had lately developed an annoying habit of coming loose) and filled my water bottle. I grabbed a program from the merch table and went back to our bench to continue stretching and to size up the competition. The Helldorados looked comfortable on their home track, running through some knee falls and sprints. The nerves in my stomach started up again; these girls were strong and could skate hard. They were going to knock the crap out of me!

We moved back to the locker room where we again ran through some strategy and our bench coach, Knock Around Suzie, prepared the lineups. She told Sin De Rolla to be ready to go in as a back-up jammer, but Sin wasn’t sure she had the right wheels for the floor (a super-slick concrete). A chaotic rush then ensued to get Sin’s wheels swapped out to a stickier pair which would allow her to grip the floor better while speeding around the corners.

A second warm-up period was scheduled for both teams together as the doors opened and the crowd poured in. I’d never skated a warm-up with the other team before and was a little concerned how that would go. I thought the Helldorados might take this opportunity to try to psych us out, and I mentally steeled myself to take whatever they would dish out. Turns out, derby sisterhood extends to joint warm-ups and the girls were nothing but friendly. There were jokes, some opposite team whips and even a little dancing (who doesn’t love Sir Mix-a-Lot?)

As announcers Your Dad, Bam Bam and our own Chuck U. started the show off, I noticed the suicide seats were packed with derby girls from several other teams around the state. Seems like this should have made me more nervous – after all, these girls would know if I made a mistake, unlike most of the fans who don’t really understand all the nuances of the rules. But, seeing the girls laughing and cheering both teams on helped me to relax. It reminded me of all the reasons I love derby: that it gives women opportunities to shine that most of us don’t get in our regular lives; that it celebrates women’s strength and beauty (in all shapes/sizes); that it fires such a passion in us that we willingly sacrifice our free time, extra money and even our bodies to it. We’re derby girls first and foremost, no matter what teams we’re on.

I also remembered the reason why we were in Cedar Rapids that night: the crowd had come to see a great show, and every woman warming up on that track was prepared to give it to them. Cheers to the Rollergirls, the Rollers and the Mayhem for delivering a night to remember!